i hate asking people for things

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what do you say to simba if he is walking slowly


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why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody

when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’

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There was a boy who was like 12 and he yelled to this girl “hey are you my hoe” and she was like “yeah obviously” and I said “how old are you” and he replied “old enough” and I said “old enough for what? To get your own sippy cup?” anD HIS WHOLE FRIEND GROUP RIOTED AND APPLAUDED ME

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point



what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via greed)

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